Its nose fell off. :-)
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Bill the Blue
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Don't mind Fulham to be honest..!
You don't live near JimB do you?
He frequents the Spuds thread which you must have seen..
When I feel a bit down I have a look in there, always cheers me up.. it's funnier than the joke thread tbh ..
Anyway, he's penning a reply as to why Spuds did a U turn on furloughing their staff..
Basically said it'll be worth waiting for and would explain in great detail how the original decision Levy took was correct but the U turn was overall the correct decision (I think..)
Anyway, I digress.. I'm getting a bit worried about him so as all you Cockernees live in Landan, would you mind nipping round his manor and knocking on his gaff and telling him to get a wriggle on, we've been waiting to hear back from him for nearly a week now..!
Watch out when you knock on though as he's got a dog and I think it's a bit giddy..!
Think it's called Ossie, Chas, Dave or Catflap Senior..!
100% nailed on he's called it one of the above..!
I'd shout all the names out one after the other after you've knocked on, it'll calm the dog down and stop him barking ..!
Luvvelly Jubbley , cheers you're a diamond geezer..!
You don't live near JimB do you?
He frequents the Spuds thread which you must have seen..
When I feel a bit down I have a look in there, always cheers me up.. it's funnier than the joke thread tbh ..
Anyway, he's penning a reply as to why Spuds did a U turn on furloughing their staff..
Basically said it'll be worth waiting for and would explain in great detail how the original decision Levy took was correct but the U turn was overall the correct decision (I think..)
Anyway, I digress.. I'm getting a bit worried about him so as all you Cockernees live in Landan, would you mind nipping round his manor and knocking on his gaff and telling him to get a wriggle on, we've been waiting to hear back from him for nearly a week now..!
Watch out when you knock on though as he's got a dog and I think it's a bit giddy..!
Think it's called Ossie, Chas, Dave or Catflap Senior..!
100% nailed on he's called it one of the above..!
I'd shout all the names out one after the other after you've knocked on, it'll calm the dog down and stop him barking ..!
Luvvelly Jubbley , cheers you're a diamond geezer..!
CockneyWanchor
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No saddamesque topling then ?
That would have been priceless to see.
CockneyWanchor
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Don't mind Fulham to be honest..!
You don't live near JimB do you?
He frequents the Spuds thread which you must have seen..
When I feel a bit down I have a look in there, always cheers me up.. it's funnier than the joke thread tbh ..
Anyway, he's penning a reply as to why Spuds did a U turn on furloughing their staff..
Basically said it'll be worth waiting for and would explain in great detail how the original decision Levy took was correct but the U turn was overall the correct decision (I think..)
Anyway, I digress.. I'm getting a bit worried about him so as all you Cockernees live in Landan, would you mind nipping round his manor and knocking on his gaff and telling him to get a wriggle on, we've been waiting to hear back from him for nearly a week now..!
Watch out when you knock on though as he's got a dog and I think it's a bit giddy..!
Think it's called Ossie, Chas, Dave or Catflap Senior..!
100% nailed on he's called it one of the above..!
I'd shout all the names out one after the other after you've knocked on, it'll calm the dog down and stop him barking ..!
Luvvelly Jubbley , cheers you're a diamond geezer..!
You do realise that racial stereotyping is a hate crime?
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Miserable bastard? Welcome aboard You'll fit right in
Bill the Blue
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You do realise that racial stereotyping is a hate crime?
Just go and knock on, see how he's doing..!
2 metres apart though, so I suggest you don't use the tube..!
CockneyWanchor
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Just go and knock on, see how he's doing..!
2 metres apart though, so I suggest you don't use the tube..!
We're dropping like flies here, you bastard. We're the UK's petri dish.
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Thought cockernees spoke like them knobs on arsenal fan t.v these daysYou do realise that racial stereotyping is a hate crime?
CockneyWanchor
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Thought cockernees spoke like them knobs on arsenal fan t.v these days
Please don't make me wheel out the 'cotton & guns' Alan Partridge clip.
Adidas Sharston
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Muffin or Barm?