New balotelli song...

supergrover said:
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!

-- Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:33 am --

OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AND WHEN HE'S BACK AT HOME IN HIS CAR WITH ALL HIS MATES,
HE SEE'S A WOMENS PRISON AND HE CRASHES THROUGH THE GATES,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!



That sir is quite brilliant. well done!!!City humour at its best!!!<br /><br />-- Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:08 pm --<br /><br />PMSL at the city fan in the blue shirt on the train. He's well into it and you can tell he loves City. He looks a good bloke.
 
Try this to tune of the chicken song from spitting image

He wheres a chicken hat on his head
He can't were his training vest
He throws darts at the trainees
Drives his car through prison gates
He gets sent off in big games
But who really gives a fuck
Super mario balotelli fucking ace
 
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH
HE WEARS HIS BIB THE WRONG WAY ROUND BUT THAT'S COS IT'S THE FASH
OOOOOOO BALOTELLI
HE'S OUR STRIKER
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS...
 
Mario is a Pirate
He wears a pirates hat
And when he winked at Rio
He made him look a twat
 
citymad said:
BringBackSwales said:
shame, cos he talks so highly of you. Mario will be a Manchester City legend


Seriously can you honestly see him being a legend. He'll be ok for a game or so but his true colours will come out again.


yes I can; he has got lots of talent, and a sense of fun, and an attitude, sometimes misplaced I grant you, but if he gets 2 or 3 years at Cirty he will be a fucking legend<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:05 pm --<br /><br />
saleblue16 said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I[/youtube]


how long after the video stopped did this song go on for lads? Fucking brilliant song and video
 

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