maineroad68 said:
to the tune of how much is that doggy in the window (yeah, seriously...!)
HOW MUCH IS THAT PLAYER CALLED ROBINHO
THE ONE WHO THINKS CHELSEA ARE WANK
HOW MUCH IS THAT PLAYER CALLED ROBINHO
WE'VE GOT LOADS OF CASH IN THE BANK
Absolute class. Further verses may include:
How much is that player called Fernando
The one who's blond hair is so lank
How much is that player called Fernando
We've got loads of cash in the bank
How much is that player called Ronaldo
The one who's Madrid dream has sank
How much is that player called Ronaldo
We've got loads of cash in the bank
How much is that player called Chiellini
The left back that's built like a tank
How much is that player called Chiellini
We've got loads of cash in the bank
Other lines we could substitute depending on player of the moment
- The one who we'd all like to thank
- The one who we'd all love to spank
- The one who's behaviour has stank
- The one who wants to be Manc
- The one who's bollox have shrank