New football terminology is stupid

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Keep hearing people going on about a “pause” and I’ve no idea what it is.

 

[TShed]

VAR and any other TLA can’t stand TLA in general which reminds me EPL but I am a FOC stuck in the Kippax somewhere between 1965 and 75

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Offense

I find that offensive

 

[TShed]

The Crossbar

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

And many professional coaches/managers hide behind and use statistics to hide their deficiencies.

I suspect he was more successful at his job in football than you have been, which kind of proves the point.

Totally inept manager looked at stats to give him an edge and maximised his potential.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I won’t mention Knickers then

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Wahey....Citys No 11 taught me to drive.....good old Paddy fagan.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Expected goal is utter tosh, as a previous poster has stated, football is a simple game.

Football is as simple a game as the person viewing it. It’s probably why it’s so corrupt to so many.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The average UK family has 1.7 children. How can you have 0.7 of a child? It’s madness I tell you (or it’s based on averages)

It used to be 2.2 and they all had a Mondeo on the drive.

 

[stonerblue]

Half turn

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Number 1 is a goalie
2 and 3 are fullbacks
5 is a centre half
4 is a right half
6 is a left half
7 is a right winger
8 is an inside right
9 is a centre forward
10 is an inside left
11 is a left winger.

And then the game is infiltrated by Johnny Yanqui and Johnny Foreigner.