If not for my unhealthy ability to recognise every player in our squad by their body shape and gate I would have needed constant reminders that City were playing.
Dortmund looked like Dortmund and we looked like a Coventry tribute five-a-side that had just missed out on their favourite numbering due to back order.
It really is shocking from Nike and the club. I hope this is not a subtle attempt to darken our colours permanently. My heart says no but my head is still trying to figure out which idiot thought that cookie cutter monstrousity would be the best cloth to don when unleashing Pep in to England.