New Jokes Thread

[njblue]

Thought it may be a good idea if they were all put in one place for easy reference, I also have only heard the champagne cork one so would love to hear some more. Apologies if thread is elsewhere.
Cheers
njblue
st holder since 83 - EL2 block 209

 

[cinnamon blue]

What's red and goes beep beep beep ? United victory parade bus reversing back into the garage !

 

[Captain Underpants]

Welder needed in the Trafford area. Must have experience in welding roofs back onto buses!!!

 

[njblue]

like that one mate

 

[city saint]

ashley young has written a book about his first year at utd.it dosnt have a title

 

[BlueTaylor91]

ashley young has written a book about his first year at utd.it dosnt have a title

Hahahaha

 

[Vienna_70]

scum's bus driver has been sacked for his choice of films for the on-board entertainment on the way home from Sunderland on Sunday.

"Gone in 60 seconds"

 

[45 years of gloryhunting]

United groundstaff are glad they have planted potatoes this year , its the only thing yooonited will lift this year.

 

[binns]

how do you put a cork back in a champagne bottle?

I don't know - ask a United fan!

 

[buckshot]

ashley young has written a book about his first year at utd.it dosnt have a title

We may have a winner.