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[Pingu the Penguin]

Its a rite of passage to be called a rag on here at first

Never been called a rag which is odd as my real name is Sir Alex

 

[HorlocksWalk]

If your new and you get called a rag and you are so upset you shake like a shitting dog, then just go on the match day forum and assess the quality of the opinions of the folk who post on here.

 

[Badensbluemoon]

Never been called a rag which is odd as my real name is Sir Alex

Actually I was called a Rag once (which I am not) in the early days of me posting in here, but you are a Rag for sure, lol

 

[KS55]

I don't see why RAG is an insult. Nowt wrong with being a rag. You get psychological counselling from the NHS plus disability allowance. If you move to Salford, you get resettlement allowance and help with language lessons. You get to join a society with 450m members and a special map showing where the Old Toilet is. You get extra pay for falling over when there is no-one near you and a newsletter from Alty Taylor. Journos will give you extra strokes. Umbrellas are provided for those standing under the hole in the roof.
To get all this, you only have to wear a ridiculous red shirt, but you must cover up your Surrey accent, and learn the manc walk.
Or you could have a joyous and exciting ride, up and down, up and down by being a true blue.

 

[Barcon]

I was called, "white woman" once.

 

[Mike Cledford]

She`s a right piss head. ;)

So my informant in the Eccles branch tells me.
Talking of piss heads l hope you are doing OK. When l got the email about the member who died my immediate concern was that it was you.

 

[CC1]

Fanny

boringly predictable response. You’re just not funny!!!

 

[Barcon]

boringly predictable response. You’re just not funny!!!

Miserable ****.

 

[CC1]

Miserable ****.

Yawn

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yes but @gordondaviesmoustache is well in with the boss

Friends in low places.