New names for things ........

[rushts]

Over the shoulder boulder holder = bra

 

[Meatbag]

Nanna's special purse - An octogenarians genitalia (See Rooney W)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Foot-shields = shoes

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Dirt box - compost heap

 

[Ste1969]

Panty liner....man hole cover

Winner

 

[mscenterh750]

I've a head ache = no shagging tonight.

Sick = good (apparently).

That really suits you = you look a **** in that piece of shit you ****.

 

[bennyblue]

Sleep Creep = Ched Evans

 

[foetus]

Search '10 guy'. His memes are based on this

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Lol t-Rex deer love it

 

[Davs 19]

Cat = Bird Murderer.

Kitten = Apprentice Bird Murderer

Cat Owner = Accomplice to Bird Murder.



You may have guessed I have a slight issue with cats atm.