New Navas chant

[samharris]

Chant for Jesus Navas:

Je-sus (hey-sus)
Don't be afraid
You were made to
Play for Man City
Remember, to get it out of your feet
Then you can beat
Their shit defenders

Na na na nananana, nananana, Je-sus

Thats even slower than the shite spuds song..so I'm out.

 

[Scottyboi]

Jesus Navas walks on water, take him home to shag my daughter.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Jesus Navas
Superstar
Cheaper than Wilfried Zaha

thats great :)

love it but needs another few lines, maybe we can bundle a few songs

Jesus Navas
Superstar
Cheaper than that **** Zaha!

Na Na Nastasic
Better than that **** Vidic!

David Silva's wizards dagger,
more kinky than a Granny shagger!

YaYa Toure steaming quick,
Better than a Rapist prick!

Pellegrini; attack, respect and pride,
David Moyes you limp prick Gollum fucktard gimp paedo shitard snide!

The last line has something. Dunno what, but just a little reworking and we could have something great.

 

[CitizenTID]

Jesus Navas
Superstar
Cheaper than Wilfried Zaha

Better instead of "Cheaper"

No no no no. They seem to think all the English players they buy have come through their youth system, so we should let them know that they spend £ to compete too.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

Jesus Navas
Superstar
Cheaper than Wilfried Zaha

Jesus Navas
Superstar
Cheaper by a mile than Wilfried Zaha

- - - - - - -

Nothing about the cross yet?

He's got the best cross in the land
He's got the best cross in the land
He's got the best cross in the land
The best cross in the land

He's got <fullback's name> eatin' otta his hand
He's got <fullback's name> eatin' otta his hand
He's got <fullback's name> eatin' otta his hand
Jesus Navas is a star

2nd verse needs work(?) but <fullback's name> = "that **** Evra", etc depending who the fullback is.

Maybe...

He's got <fullback's name> in his pocket
He's got <fullback's name> in his pocket
He's got <fullback's name> in his pocket
Jesus Navas is a rocket

 

[invisableman]

Jesus navas he isn't home sick anymore

 

[Bobbins]

(jesus christ super star)

Jesus navas is a Super star
he eats southern wankers like Zahar
He's so fast, super quick
he makes defenders look so shit !!

Down the wing, he is super clever
taking the piss out of patty evra
Golum drools like twat,
Fergie dies of a heart attack !!

The rapist lunges, camel gob kicks,
no way they catching the king of tricks!!
vidics elbows are dodged with ease,
as he takes the piss out of the kings of sleaze !!



Jesus Navas super starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ill get me coat.................

 

[Rammy Blue]

He Runs Down The Left
He Runs Down The Right
Jesus Navas
Makes Defenders Look S***e

 

[Anonymous]

(It's Only 6-1 tune)

Water to wine
Water to wine
Jesus Navas turns water to wine

 

[mmc]

to the tune of the roof is on fire

je-suuuus je-suuuus
je-sus is on fire

we dont need no zaha
let the motherf*ckers burn