New Olympic Sports

[Andy Dale]

Digging up the road.
Team GB . . M62 . . Gold Silver and bronze.

 

[another generation]

Digging up the road.
Team GB . . M62 . . Gold Silver and bronze.

And its offshoot, Staring At A Hole In The Road.

 

[Andy Dale]

Digging up the road.
Team GB . . M62 . . Gold Silver and bronze.

And its offshoot, Staring At A Hole In The Road.

Dont forget picking your nose at the traffic lights.
No females enter this. Bit like decathlon.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

And why not make the basketball net higher to take just being massive out of the equation?

They'll find taller species

How about dwarf basketball then ?

We seem to be good a sitting down sports like cycling, rowing, etc. I think we should introduce Armchair Frisbee, a bit like the discus but for fat lazy twats.

 

[another generation]

Digging up the road.
Team GB . . M62 . . Gold Silver and bronze.

And its offshoot, Staring At A Hole In The Road.

Dont forget picking your nose at the traffic lights.
No females enter this. Bit like decathlon.

The girls can have Checking and re-doing make-up at traffic lights.

 

[Focusdazz]

Bring the wiahing in before it rains. Relief

 

[another generation]

Filling in benefit forms. Main set of points for speed and clarity of script. Bonus points for artistry, ie creative lying.

 

[bluemooncol]

Basketball with trampolines.

Short jump, the complete opposite of long jump.

My personal favourite, beach volleyball where the ladies just fuck each other and the first to orgasm loses.

Have a look at slamball on youtube, basketball with trampolines is waiting for you.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Filling in benefit forms. Main set of points for speed and clarity of script. Bonus points for artistry, ie creative lying.

Nah the British wouldn't win all the immigrants we get would beat us to the medals ;)

 

[simonk]

And why not make the basketball net higher to take just being massive out of the equation?

They'll find taller species

How about dwarf basketball then ?

We seem to be good a sitting down sports like cycling, rowing, etc. I think we should introduce Armchair Frisbee, a bit like the discus but for fat lazy twats.

with pizza boxes?