new rag chants...

[crizack]

heres on i made earlier,

There is an ugly twat called neville neville,
who had a shit then sold it to the devil,
he took it from the loo, then he split the shit in two
one half off the shit is red and one is blue

 

[LCBblue]

In that order. ;o)

 

[Anonymous]

(with some gay atmosphere)

 

[glen quagmire]

heres on i made earlier,

There is an ugly twat called neville neville,
who had a shit then sold it to the devil,
he took it from the loo, then he split the shit in two
one half off the shit is red and one is blue

 

[malc47]

bad

 

[BTH]

However long it took you to dream that little ditty up could have been better spent: plaiting fog, nailing jelly to the ceiling, looking for Lord Lucan, that sort of thing.

 

[Bruce Wades-Hughes]

I would pay good money to hear Derek Jacobi reading that in a thespian stylee. Or Brian Blessed.

 

[glen quagmire]

How about,


Drink, drink wherever you may be
vodka, wine or scotch whisky
we can't wait till you shrivel up and die
just like good old george besty

TUNE: lord of the dance.

 

[crizack]

then come up with your own you sad bastards. probably think it's shit coz you dont sing in the northstand do ya's