New Season, New (non Tevez) Songs.....

A couple for the rags.....

A reply to their Rooney song.....

I saw a brass the other day,
she told me she fucked wayne rooney,
she was old, she was scouse,she lived in a scruffy council house
she sucked his dick then told the press that wayne rooney is a fucin mess

Granny Brass, granny brass, wayne rooney fucked her up the ass

Eto/Utd song

The shitty man utd went to rome to see the pope
The shitty man utd went to rome to see the pope
The shitty man utd went to rome to see the pope
But ETO took the piss BIGTIME......!!! Who the fuck are man utd!

In the Adams family tune......

His name is Samuel Eto,
He'l never shop at netto,
He's rich he's from the ghetto,
He's city's numer 9....!!!! D,d,d,d,d,d,D,D!
 
The BFB said:
To the tune of “Teddy Bear’s Picnic”

If you go down to the swamp today,
You’ll hear all the cockney twats.
If you go down to the swamp today,
There’ll be Irish, and Brummie’s and Jap’s,
But standing there, whatever their race,
When City come and take over the place,
It’s the only day, you’ll hear a Mancunian accent.

That's a cracker!
 
Everyone let me know wot u think


we always win at home n we alawys win away we won last week n we won today
n we all give a fuck coz were all pissed up mcfc ok
 
WE'VE GOT ROBINHO WE'VE GOT ROBINHO. STILL THE STAR IN FRONT OF ETO AND TEVEZ!
 
The BFB said:
To the tune of “Teddy Bear’s Picnic”

If you go down to the swamp today,
You’ll hear all the cockney twats.
If you go down to the swamp today,
There’ll be Irish, and Brummie’s and Jap’s,
But standing there, whatever their race,
When City come and take over the place,
It’s the only day, you’ll hear a Mancunian accent.

Love this one!
 
This is a Robinho song in the tune of the Joe mercer/we we went to Rotherham song.....

In august two thousand and eight, we signed RobinhO,
rumour Madrid dint want him he said its time to gO,
He signed for us, he fucked Chelsea, just like mourinhO,
and when he scored on his debut he said its time they knOW


He's won medals, hes won trophies, he's played in europe toO,
and when he wins the premiership, he'l be wearing city blue!


and so on..... Defo a tune if everyone was on to it!!
 

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