New Songs For The Derby

[stonerblue]

tune of Englands number 1

Phil jones do the face
phil jones phil jones do the face

like it<br /><br />-- Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:50 pm --<br /><br />

She said no Robin, she said no...
She said no Johnny, she said no...
She said no Robin, she said no...
Ohh rag scum, she said no.

This has potential.

try and fiddle with the "ohh rag scum"

i like the "Ronin Van Persie he rapes who he wants" one

shouldn't imagine many of the women Blues do.

No class if you ask me.

 

[117 M34]

Some hero on here the other day suggested the following two gems, I feel they are a must :

"He's too slow my lord, he's too slow, he's too slow my lord, he's too slow.
He's too slow my lord, he's too slow.......Paul Scholes, he's too slow."

"Giggs, the game is passing you by.....again.
Giggs, the game is passing you by.....again."

So you want to sing a song saying the player who has scored many goals against us in the past few years is too slow...what ever could go wrong?

 

[bluetonium]

Would never hear this being sung to Karma Chameleon at a footy match, but sums up my feelings towards the cheat-mongers.

You said we'd never do it whilst you're alive
Rooney marked the ref and Young tried to dive (a 9.5)
But the game was up when Sergio scored
Malaysia cried but how Manchester roared

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma's a woman
You filthy rags, you filthy rags
Livin' ain't easy when even cheatin' fails
So crawl off and die, crawl off and die

Or how about:

Man City, we scored one
Mario's sidefoot's how it began
With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
10,000 rags f*cked off home

Man City, we scored two
Balotelli f*cking rules
With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
20,000 rags f*cked off home

Man City, we scored three
This is f*cking easy
With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
30,000 rags f*cked off home

Man City, we scored four
De Gea still waiting for an offside call
With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
40,000 rags f*cked off home

Man City, we scored five
David Silva is sublime
With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
50,000 rags f*cked off home

Man City, we scored six
United are f*cking sh*t
With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
60,000 rags f*cked off home

Or simply:

When he goes in to slide
And he leaves a brown stripe
It's Fletcher
When he man marks you tight
And you can smell sh*te
It's Fletcher

 

[Cellarite]

Some hero on here the other day suggested the following two gems, I feel they are a must :

"He's too slow my lord, he's too slow, he's too slow my lord, he's too slow.
He's too slow my lord, he's too slow.......Paul Scholes, he's too slow."

"Giggs, the game is passing you by.....again.
Giggs, the game is passing you by.....again."

So you want to sing a song saying the player who has scored many goals against us in the past few years is too slow...what ever could go wrong?

Obviously the game would have to be wrapped up before these two are unleashed.

 

[Carstairs]

To the Ocean Finance tune


U. N. I. T. E. D.
Signed a Jap with an STD
He got the clap when someone else's cum
Dribbled on his knob from his girlfriend's bum

 

[tilbz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deHWW_LTSzc

This.

I can't quite catch all the lyrics on this video mate can you help me out because it sounds great?

 

[Banjo Blue]

Just don't bother with the Aguero/Phil Jones one is all i'll say.

Sounds more than a bit silly when United signed RVP and City signed Rodwell, Sinclair, Richard Wright etc.

 

[Originals]

I wish we'd stop with all the na na na nana na songs. Apart from that, its pretty good.

 

[jrb]

To the United fans.

"Where were you when we were shit?!"

Think about it. ;-)

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deHWW_LTSzc

This.

I can't quite catch all the lyrics on this video mate can you help me out because it sounds great?

You thought you'd won the league at Sunderland, you'd not!

You thought you were the champions, you're not you're not!

Up steps an Argentine,

who scores a goal in Fergie time,

Sergio Aguero made City champions