new swear words

[Cellarite]

You cuntfuck, you utter utter cuntfuck.

You are the sweaty seam that connects my sack to my anus

Frogbum

Toenail arse

Come here you shit slurper

Etc etc

Thought the sweaty seam bit, is called a "gooch" might be wrong though?

On a bloke maybe. On a woman, it's called the Humber Bridge. The area that seperates a shitty place from a fishy place.

 

[94th Minute]

You cuntfuck, you utter utter cuntfuck.

You are the sweaty seam that connects my sack to my anus

Frogbum

Toenail arse

Come here you shit slurper

Etc etc

Thought the sweaty seam bit, is called a "gooch" might be wrong though?

On a bloke maybe. On a woman, it's called the Humber Bridge. The area that seperates a shitty place from a fishy place.

Heard of the Humber Bridge but never the 'gooch' seems like it could work.

For the life of me I can not remember what the shit that tangles in your bum hair is called

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Thought the sweaty seam bit, is called a "gooch" might be wrong though?

On a bloke maybe. On a woman, it's called the Humber Bridge. The area that seperates a shitty place from a fishy place.

Heard of the Humber Bridge but never the 'gooch' seems like it could work.

For the life of me I can not remember what the shit that tangles in your bum hair is called

Winnets/Clangers/Marleyarse

 

[Cellarite]

Thought the sweaty seam bit, is called a "gooch" might be wrong though?

On a bloke maybe. On a woman, it's called the Humber Bridge. The area that seperates a shitty place from a fishy place.

Heard of the Humber Bridge but never the 'gooch' seems like it could work.

For the life of me I can not remember what the shit that tangles in your bum hair is called

Clinkers?

 

[94th Minute]

Winnets was the word I was looking for, although Marleyarse is so perfect a word I will use that in future.

It conjures up images an arsehole like a bramble bush

 

[andyhinch]

Mary Jane is in your a right one, not a swear word but good piss take to an act hard