new tevez song if he signs

You used to be a dirty red Tevez, Tevez
But now your a blue instead Tevez, Tevez
You never used to get a game
they never used to sing your name,
Carlos Tevez! FERGIE SIGN HIM UP!!
na na na na na na....and so on


I've merged two songs together here, personally i think this is great.
 
His girlfriends name is marj,
marj's sister's name is tina,

MARJ AND TINA, MARJ AND TINA.
 
To the tune of 'Don't cry for me Argentina'

Don't cry for me Man Utd
The truth is I never loved you
That's why I never, signed a contract
I am a blue now
And I like it....

(shit, I know)

The famous Carlos Tevez went to Fergie for a laugh
The famous Carlos Tevez went to Fergie for a laugh
The famous Carlos Tevez went to Fergie for a laugh
and this is what he said
FUCK OFF!!
Who the fuck...etc
 
PBLZ129 said:
Manchester la la la la said:
His neck scar is just a love bite, Tevez Tevez
He's shagged seventeen models tonight, Tevez, Tevez
You argie god, you legendary twat
F*cked United off just like that
Carlos Tevez, City's Number....
Na na na na na na na

Sorry but NO.

Seconded
 
He used to be a dirty red, Tevez, Tevez
But now he is a Blue instead Tevez, Tevez
He's probably nailed a load of birds
He's made us change the feckin words
Carlos Tevez City til he dies





that is very funny best so far
 

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