New Transfer Policy Required

[BobbyLazarus]

After the last couple of days it occured to me that we need to switch targets to players who are universally regarded as absolute tw*ts. Then we can just send a note round saying "£Xm a year - take it or leave it, tw*t". The tw*t in question will say "yes please", and we can move on. The press will be largely unconcerned - the behaviour of all concerned is to be expected.

Then it occured to me, we've already started this anyway.

So, how about we only go for players who, if you said "What do you think of X" would ellicit the reply "He's a complete tw*t".

I'll start the ball rolling by pinching the obvious pair

John Terry
Ronaldo

 

[bluemoon27]

yeh the policy should be keep our gobs shut till the deal is done and if we are after someone just get in and sew the deal up instead of fuckin about for days on end,cause im sure i speak for me and many more on here how pissed off and let down i was last night even tough i never thought he would come anyway