New Year (possible resolutions?)

[Barcon]

Drink more. Eat more. Lose weight.

Seems to work for me.

 

[birch villa]

Watch more corra

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Cut down the wanking to 26 a day

 

[crublue1]

Watch more dwarf porn

 

[city2]

Lose a stone or two and go for a dry January and cut back on pies , pasty’s, sausage rolls, crisp, fuck what have I suggested.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Lose a stone or two and go for a dry January and cut back on pies , pasty’s, sausage rolls, crisp, fuck what have I suggested.

Also I’d suggest stop using random apostrophes.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Ive tried for years to stop being so damn handsome and its too late to stop it now, so fuck it. Roll on the 2025 milf

 

[Eccles Blue]

Stop defending John Stones (except in my own mind).

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Get back in the gym
Drink less
Stop being a slapped arse when we get beat

 

[Magicpole]

Just continue to be resolute lads. That’s the ticket.