bluevengence said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Fucking hell - someone invents a new ditty, and all of a sudden everyone thinks they are Andrew Lloyd Webber and wants to rewrite it.
It's a fucking football song, not a Shakespeare sonnet.
If you don't like it, then don't sing it, or make up your own.
I would have changed "Shakespeare sonnet" for a Byron poem
Possibly, but I elected to go for a more alliterative approach by using 'fucking football', and 'Shakespeare sonnet', rather than the empirically stoic dissonance deployed by the Lord on epics such as The Destruction Of Sennacherib, as I thought that his extensive use of allegorical metaphor may be wasted on some forumites.