A city full of men who think it's the height of masculinity to go topless in the rain. It's notable that these men, despite steroids being Newcastle's favourite drug, are usually obese. It's also the city who's only real claims to fame are two big headed little cunts who swindle TV voters, a roided up ginger pig who shoots people and Geoff from Byker Grove, who to be fair was a decent guy.
Fucking Geordies.