Newcastle United Thread - 2021/22

[RACHACE]

His dress sense is nearly as bad as the shit coming out if his mouth.

 

[argyle]

Do you don’t want competition?

Why would u want any other club to be as strong as us? Fuck them

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Stop putting that fat tosser on here.

 

[chaddblue]

Ok, if you were the Newcastle board who would you go for?

I think I'd be tempted to give Benitez a bell - popular with the fans, knows the league and seems to be well respected. I think he'd go back knowing he's got a blank chequebook.

I reckon James Rodriguez would be a good signing for them to start with or maybe Coutinho? Both would likely go there and would give them some attacking talent. Up front, I'd go for Aubameyang - loves his money and knows he won't win anything at Arsenal. Maybe a bid in for Doku who looked class in the Euros. Ings would be a decent forward. Ward-Prowse in midfield.

Reckon they'll go for Bale. He's not gonna get an elite club.. that boat has sailed

But he could go to Newcastle and be paid a similar huge salary that he's on at Madrid

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Surprisingly enough our main smear merchants and friend of Der Spiegel, The Guardian, seem quite relaxed about the Saudi take over, very balanced articles and the use of the ubiquitous “sports washing” is in those very speech marks as if, it’s an opinion, not necessarily our opinion. Very different from the way we have been smeared with the use of sportswashing used in a matter of fact way. All it shows is the attacks on our ownership and club has been purely motivated by spite. We should know our place. Well fuck em.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Don't know if it's been mentioned and sorry to lower the tone a touch but that Amanda Staveley is quite attractive in a funny sort of a way.

I'm off work today on holiday and have caught her a few times on SSN.

I don't know if it's me but she looks like she's sat on a spike... still give her the benefit of the doubt though..!

 

[hammocity]

Don't know if it's been mentioned and sorry to lower the tone a touch but that Amanda Staveley is quite attractive in a funny sort of a way.

I'm off work today on holiday and have caught her a few times on SSN.

I don't know if it's me but she looks like she's sat on a spike... still give her the benefit of the doubt though..!

Probably a very ugly woman without make up, sat on a spike, made me laugh, yep know exactly where you’re coming from.

 

[southamptonblue]

Why do people think Newcastle are suddenly going to splash money.....FFP has fucked any chance of that....Villa and Everton has hugely wealthy owners, but still have to sell anyone a CL team want, the handcuffs were put on owners...Newcastle will be no different.

 

[Kazzydeyna]

Don't know if it's been mentioned and sorry to lower the tone a touch but that Amanda Staveley is quite attractive in a funny sort of a way.

I'm off work today on holiday and have caught her a few times on SSN.

I don't know if it's me but she looks like she's sat on a spike... still give her the benefit of the doubt though..!

She is quite attractive. A bit boss-eyed though.

”I’m over here love”

 

[jimharri]

Ok, if you were the Newcastle board who would you go for?

I think I'd be tempted to give Benitez a bell - popular with the fans, knows the league and seems to be well respected. I think he'd go back knowing he's got a blank chequebook.

I reckon James Rodriguez would be a good signing for them to start with or maybe Coutinho? Both would likely go there and would give them some attacking talent. Up front, I'd go for Aubameyang - loves his money and knows he won't win anything at Arsenal. Maybe a bid in for Doku who looked class in the Euros. Ings would be a decent forward. Ward-Prowse in midfield.

Will he, though? Won't their hands be somewhat tied by FFP? They can't just go out and assemble the football equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters.