News headlines that aren't what you 1st think they are

[JASR]

As per thread title, I'll start with an obvious one from the BBC today..


Clearly spent too much time following the Orangutan news.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Well nobody knows more about snooker than Donald Trump. Nobody. He pots from the heart and he pots from the brain, a very large brain. The biggest brain ever.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Trump plays snooker bigly.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Doesn't meet the brief, but is probably the best headline ever

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Students Cook & Serve Grandparents

On Thursday September 9, Gorman School hosted the first Grandparent’s Day. All Grandparents were invited to a school wide pancake.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Another famous one is:

Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement

 

[Mozzer]

There was a famous one in The Times years ago. Library staff were on strike in Essex so the headline was,
Book lack in Ongar.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Doesn't meet the brief, but is probably the best headline ever
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I've actually never seen that before. That's a classic!

 

[kaz7]

Everything to do with harry and meghan

 

[mat]