Next season's official new songs Thread

[KentBlue]

'BACON FACE'
(to the tune of The Beach Boys 'Barbara Ann'.)

Bacon Face, bake, bacon face
Bacon Face, bake, bacon face

Oh, Bacon face. You're a disgrace
The rags are always losing and you're always fucking boozing
Bacon Face, bake bake, poor Bacon Face


'BLUE MOON OF LOVE'
(to the tune of Under The Moon of Love)

They say that money talks, on the Blue Moon of love
We're rich and you've got fuck all, on the Blue Moon of love
We make a signing, you start your whining
You say it just ain't fair at all
Everybody, let's walk, let's talk, on the Blue Moon of love


'BACK TO LONDON'
(to the tune of Streets of London)

Have you seen those Cockney tossers
Hanging round like homeless dossers
Spent their Benefits on rail fares and booze
They've no time for talking, 'cos all of 'em are walking
Back to fucking London, where the rag fans all come from


'DAD'S ARMY'

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Fergie
If you think you'll win the Prem
Owen's a crock who can scarcely bloody walk
Ferdinand's a cock who can hardly even talk
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Fergie
If you think you'll win the Prem

 

[nozza]

at center back he is magic in midfield he's fantastic up front he'd score a hat trick, he's vincent kompany der der der der da da der der der der da da

while i like this song, i think it goes better like this,
in defence he is fantastic,
in midfield he is magic,
upfront he'll score a hat-trick
its vincent kompany.

i'd have 'at center back he's magic, in midfield he's classic, up front he'd score a hat trick, he's vincent Kompany der der der der da da der der der der da da' only a slight change from the original but 'classic' runs better off the tongue than 'fantastic'

 

[Blue>Red]

Adebayor

Potentially the darts music...

We think we've settled on this:

"Oh Adebayorrr! Ohhh he shoots, he score's, and the City sing.. OI! OI! OI!"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fppvy52FbIg[/youtube]

This is brilliant.

 

[kidash]

Don't you wish your midfield(/defence) had Komp-a-neee! (Pussy cat dolls - Dontcha)

Let me see De Joooooonng
City!
De Jong, De Jong Jong Jong! (Sisquo - Thong song)

Da da da daaa da daaa daaa da da da da De Jong! (Pink - So what)

And of course my fav of them all - a bouncing and whoa-ing special. The music of tetris <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whBg7IF5JUg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whBg7IF5JUg</a>

don't you wish yer midfield had komp-a-neeee
ireland, de jong, gareth barry, don't cha!

 

[Blue>Red]

Don't you wish your midfield(/defence) had Komp-a-neee! (Pussy cat dolls - Dontcha)

Let me see De Joooooonng
City!
De Jong, De Jong Jong Jong! (Sisquo - Thong song)

Da da da daaa da daaa daaa da da da da De Jong! (Pink - So what)

And of course my fav of them all - a bouncing and whoa-ing special. The music of tetris <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whBg7IF5JUg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whBg7IF5JUg</a>

don't you wish yer midfield had komp-a-neeee
ireland, de jong, gareth barry, don't cha!

ireland, de jong and garry barry, don't cha! sounds better ;)

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

With all these new signings we are going to be singing different songs all through the match its goin to be awesome!

 

[Biggsy1]

we're on the march with abu dhabi
we're buying everyone we see
and we really shake them up
when we're winning all the cups
cos city are the greatest football team

we all agree..... tevez is better than owen

istanbul istanbul we were coming
istanbul then we stayed at home
istanbul istanbul we were coming
but at least we never lost in rome

build an empire build an empire
put the city on the top
put the arabs in the middle
and we'll buy the f---ing lot

whos that lad we call robinho
whos that lad we all adore
paid up 30 million quid
just to get him off madrid
and he won't be going clubbing anymore

elano, woh-oh
elano, woh-oh
we got him from shaktar
he's better than kaka

doo doo doo pablo zabaleta
choo choo choo he'll dump you on the floor

you better watch out
you better beware
he's good on the ground
he's top in the air
santa cruz is coming to town
santa cruz is coming to town
santa cruz is coming to town

I love the word TOP its a PROPER Manc word love it!

 

[Hughesey212]

Can someone remind of the Carlos Tevez song which involved Cheryl Cole at the end?

 

[Uwe Rosler]

We think we've settled on this:

"Oh Adebayorrr! Ohhh he shoots, he score's, and the City sing.. OI! OI! OI!"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fppvy52FbIg[/youtube]

This is brilliant.

Yes this has to be sung after he scores!!!!!!

And the pussy cat dolls one is a pisser.......and to who ever mentioned the tetris tune pmsl classic!

 

[Uwe Rosler]

We think we've settled on this:

"Oh Adebayorrr! Ohhh he shoots, he score's, and the City sing.. OI! OI! OI!"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fppvy52FbIg[/youtube]

This is brilliant.

Yes this has to be sung after he scores!!!!!!

And the pussy cat dolls one is a pisser.......and to who ever mentioned the tetris tune pmsl classic!