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Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: Lady - Hello I'd like
some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest
pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or
improved? Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in? Lady - Yes, ward P, room 2B
Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station Nurse - Hello ward P, how
can I help? Lady - I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I
was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved? Nurse -
I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has
improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some
routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow. Lady - Oh
that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much! Nurse - You seem very
relieved, are you a close friend or relative? Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b.
Nobody tells you f**k all in here...'
some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest
pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or
improved? Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in? Lady - Yes, ward P, room 2B
Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station Nurse - Hello ward P, how
can I help? Lady - I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I
was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved? Nurse -
I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has
improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some
routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow. Lady - Oh
that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much! Nurse - You seem very
relieved, are you a close friend or relative? Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b.
Nobody tells you f**k all in here...'