Nibiru Planet X and the upcoming rapture:

[Two Gun Bob]

I'd go for decaf if I were you mate

Thats the easy way out falling asleep in the face of adversity !
Our Moon is not at risk but if we are to save doomed earth on Saturday then we all have to be in the "wide awake club" (c) and caffeined up to the eyeballs.

At the moment I like many others am suffering alarm distress or harrasment from Niburu's impending impact.
I have family and friends down their so it's only natural.
I know we have clever people who are tirelessly working their bollocks off behind the scenes to bring an end to this utter madness ..Damocleses ?
So earn your fooking keep lad !

 

[Magicpole]

I was abducted by aliens from a Planet X type planet.

They fucking hate us, no way was that a 'magic pole' as they insisted, it was a probe.

I don't like to talk about it.

 

[Irwell]

Who has Loyd Grossman sauces in their doomsday stash?

 

[Magicpole]

Who has Loyd Grossman sauces in their doomsday stash?

I make my own sauces. After the Rapture,with me being left on earth since I'm a godless hedonist ****, I'm hoping Grossman is a believer and gets taken, leaving a gap in the market for me to fill.

 

[Machiavelli]

Who has Loyd Grossman sauces in their doomsday stash?

Ready for the rapturetouille.

 

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Nibiru Planet X and the upcoming rapture:



Being ex military I don't frighten easy with scurlious conspirascy theories or abduction phenomenoms
that recant close encounters of the fourth kind.
Nor can I easily appease the foretold raptures of the end of the world as we know it.

But all that's changed now as I began to question in finer detail the ingerity of September 23rd 2017.
I was trawling through some old Scooby Doo episodes this afternoon and unbelievably came across a mention of planet X.
If this is just phalacy carrying no substance can any Moon man explain how Thelma Shaggy and Mr Doo came to hear of it ?

The only thing nessasary for the triumph of eveil is for good men to do nothing.
Have a look for yourselves !



Make your own arrangements and make your peace with humanity.
People have been decrying the end of the world for hundreds of years but to no avail.
However in light of the evidence and in the immortal words of Lord Baden Powell ..
Be prepared ! .. ..

It's Velma not Thelma.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Who has Loyd Grossman sauces in their doomsday stash?

You will be crying for a lick when the fallout starts.
Lyodd grossman CBE DSA is only the greatest chef who ever breathed oxygen and a smashing musician too.
And on top of that Asdas was offering them last week for only a pound a a jar if you bought three !
I love a curry and I like a decent Patack's but she said she was busy this saturday ?
Every food item on my doomsday stash has been carefully researched for nutritional value and calorific content !

 

[Two Gun Bob]

It's Velma not Thelma.

I have a lisp

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I have another three boxes of Peppermint tea (as per picture)if anyones interested ?
I thought it was Green Tea like the colour of the box and had special powers but it's not it was peppermint and they misled me.

One door closes another one opens because as it happens it's actually Reviving Peppermint Tea which may come in handy if planet X hits home.
Enough for 40 cups if we are down the bunker a while : /

That bit I agree with.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Ready for the rapture-touille.

You have my back and I knew there would be no chicken were we were going.