nicknames you have for your wife(when talking to your mates)

princess of darkness.
or 45 degree jane, this came about after a night out with friends in manchester, now she`s not the greatest drinker wifey, three glasses of wine is probably one too many for her. so this particular night, to put it bluntly she was well pissed, but in a happy way, but when we got out into the fresh air whoooooosh. manage to get her into the taxi, but when we got home tried to get her upstairs was fun. i had my arms underher armpits but her legs were three steps infront my lad was taking pictures it was as funny as fuck i have never come as close to pissing myself as that night. but i surpose you had to be there

she spent the rest of the night phoning ralph. i threw her a pillow and quilt in to the on suite the next mornig when i woke up she was fast asleep with her head resting on the bog seat. thats my girl. of course i only mention this in company or if she say`s anything to me while we re out. so about four times a month. ;-}
 
My wife calls me window.I was drunk...it was the middle of the night...i needed a piss...i went out of the window which i'm sure i opened.

I don't have a pet name for her.Just 'love' or 'darling'.
 
Just call her 'My Mrs' when talking to others.

When with her I call her 'Hun'. She thinks it's short for honey but it's actually short for 'Attilla the...'.
 

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