Nigel De Jong talking Doll!!

[Dr Bolouswki]

We need this at the club shop.

Like an action man with a string in its back and a bionic kick. Free with the pack comes weak, paperthin cutouts of Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney etc which he can easily kick over with one press of the "bionic kick" button.

When you pull the string he utters one of many phrases - feel free to add suggestions below.

First phrases for me would be...

"That is MY ball..."

"Don't make me destroy you"

 

[Superman_7]

"this is my pitch, woman"

 

[Scottyboi]

pick yourself up fool!

 

[jimharri]

"Come near me again and I'll make you wish your mother never met your father!"

 

[Scottyboi]

You said you wanted to smoke some green fool!

 

[samharris]

I noticed a few chelsea players think twice when they realised it was De Jong comin' at them...cool.

 

[LongLang]

ivan drago's epic:
"I Must Break You" and "If He Dies He Dies"
OR
Arnies "You've Been Terminated" complete with comedy accent

 

[Petetheblu]

I Jo cup tied?

How's Coleen and the baby Ade?

And last but not least

Six balti pie's fool!!!

 

[ultimateharold]

How about.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH'

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

You said you wanted to smoke some green fool!

ha ha ha ha ha