Nine Year Old in Halloween Costume Shot

[daveduke67]

I shot a skunk once thinking it was one of the local chavs having a smoke.


Wasn't sure what was worse the guilt of killing a poor animal or the wasted bullet.

 

[BulgarianPride]

...you've guessed it... the United States of America...

Police say a costumed 9-year-old girl was accidentally shot outside a western Pennsylvania home during a Halloween party by a relative who thought she was a skunk.

New Sewickley Township police say the girl was over a hillside and wearing a black costume and a black hat with a white tassel. Chief Ronald Leindecker says a male relative mistook her for a skunk and fired a shotgun, hitting her in the shoulder Saturday night.

Leindecker tells the Beaver County Times that the girl was alert and talking when she was flown to a hospital in Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. Her condition was unavailable.

Leindecker says the man hadn't been drinking and he doesn't know whether charges will be filed.

Come on ..... I mean where else do you find skunks?

Canada.

 

[Skashion]

Canada.

Canada eh?

 

[Charlotte R]

Even if it were a skunk, why would you be shooting it?!

 

[BulgarianPride]

Canada.

Canada eh?

Plenty of skunks around here. You can't enjoy your double-double with the igloo door open, they just pop in. Its worse when i am wearing my tuque, they mistake me for a mate. What is that a boot? Good thing i carry my hockey stick everywhere eh.

 

[aguero16]

You can't go anywhere in Canada without seeing one of those black and white fuckers around eh! they're everywhere. How is your igloo holding up this year BulgarianPride?

 

[Skashion]

Much easier to trap skunks with Kraft Dinner.

 

[Barcon]

Much easier to trap skunks with Kraft Dinner.

Then what do you do with it?

 

[BulgarianPride]

You can't go anywhere in Canada without seeing one of those black and white fuckers around eh! they're everywhere. How is your igloo holding up this year BulgarianPride?

Its holding up. My maple syrup is running low though. so that has me worried.

 

[BlueMo']

I knew a fella once, he spent 40yrs in Canada.
He always longed to return to England
and so at 65 and 3 grown up children later he decided to return.
The problem was he couldn't bear to leave his pet Skunk.
He wrestled with the problem and eventually came up with the solution.
"Mavis, you'll have to put the Skunk down your knickers"
"No fuckin' way" said Mavis."What about the smell?"
"I've thought about that" said Alf "and if it dies it fcukin' dies!!"



I'll get me coat.