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[Stoned Rose]

hello mate, you good?

Aye mate :)

 

[Stoned Rose]

I would if uploading a pic wasn't like embarking on an absolute mission. Anyway, the thought of you banging one out to my gorgeousness is quite unsettling.

I'll have to stick to just imagining then ;)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Pete Waterman for ruining the last few years of the 1980's, which up until then was the best decade of music.

The Shitman and Her.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Couldn't punch a woman but would happily slap Victoria Derbyshire in the kite.
As for punches-Nicky Campbell and Keir Starmer,smug pair of feckers.

She is one proper little **** her.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I would if uploading a pic wasn't like embarking on an absolute mission. Anyway, the thought of you banging one out to my gorgeousness is quite unsettling.

I thought Stoned aRose was asking for a pic for the dartboard MP.

I'll have to stick to just imagining then ;)

I imagine MP has a ruggedly "gorgeous" pic of himself on the mantelpiece.

As a deterrent to keep people away the fire; )

 

[Stoned Rose]

I thought Stoned aRose was asking for a pic for the dartboard MP.

I imagine MP has a ruggedly "gorgeous" pic of himself on the mantelpiece.

As a deterrent to keep people away the fire; )

Correct on both scores blue.

 

[Magicpole]

I thought Stoned aRose was asking for a pic for the dartboard MP.

I imagine MP has a ruggedly "gorgeous" pic of himself on the mantelpiece.

As a deterrent to keep people away the fire; )

You're not wrong. :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You're not wrong. :)

They don't call me Mystic Smeg for nowt ya know, you ugly twat; )

 

[Magicpole]

They don't call me Mystic Smeg for nowt ya know, you ugly twat; )

Mystic Smeg? Are you a clairvoyant fridge?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Mystic Smeg? Are you a clairvoyant fridge?

No, I'm just a wanker MP; )

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Terry Christian

 

[Sergio<3]

Lingard or Alexander Arnold

 

[BimboBob]

Greta Thunberg.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Jared Kushner.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Terry Christian

Good shout.

 

[Bill Walker]

Kay Burly

 

[BuryBlue1977]

Mick Hucknall (fucking rag cûnt) or
James Nesbit (another fucking rag cûnt) or
John Aldridge (scouse cûnt)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Nick Knowles.

He's been on the tele now, for close on 25 years, with no discernible talent. He must have some high scoring blackmail on someone

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Peter Hitchens. I actually agree with alot of what he says but simply because his face is so punchable it's an opportunity I can't let pass.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

On the 1st page and I`m already spoilt for choice.


Football = Messi Lingard.
Football writer = Miguel Delaney.
English politics = Michael Gove.
American politics = Donald Trump.
TV presenters = Eamonn Holmes.
Anybody called Custis.

Ferenc Johann Josep Romario Lothar Lingard, to give him his full name.