Noisy Neighbors!

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Woke up this morn to a fuckin' cacophony outside.

Turns out some bloke across the street has his pants down with his pecker stuck in a fence hole. He's shouting profanities at a neighbor, all the while waving a brick.

And the neighbor's screaming his lungs out in unison with the infant he's cradling -the neighbor's car's been bashed - widows busted, numerous dents, car parts scattered about his driveway.

And now!

Police sirens everywhere! Shouts of "armed police" ring out but that first bloke won't drop his brick. And to make matters worse, some cheeky bastard's got his iPhone out and is peering through my front window attempting to film my missus.

What should I do?

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Woke up this morn to a fuckin' cacophony outside.

Turns out some bloke across the street has his pants down with his pecker stuck in a fence hole. He's shouting profanities at a neighbor, all the while waving a brick.

And the neighbor's screaming his lungs out in unison with the infant he's cradling -the neighbor's car's been bashed - widows busted, numerous dents, car parts scattered about his driveway.

And now! Police sirens everywhere! Shouts of "armed police" ring out but that first bloke won't drop his brick. And to make matters worse, some cheeky bastard's got his iPhone out and is peering through my front window attempting to film my missus.

What should I do?

I'd recommed an oxford english dictionary :-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Woke up this morn to a fuckin' cacophony outside.

Turns out some bloke across the street has his pants down with his pecker stuck in a fence hole. He's shouting profanities at a neighbor, all the while waving a brick.

And the neighbor's screaming his lungs out in unison with the infant he's cradling -the neighbor's car's been bashed - widows busted, numerous dents, car parts scattered about his driveway.

And now! Police sirens everywhere! Shouts of "armed police" ring out but that first bloke won't drop his brick. And to make matters worse, some cheeky bastard's got his iPhone out and is peering through my front window attempting to film my missus.

What should I do?

Get a few bricks and petrol bombs and do the cop cars mate, they'll all think twice before bothering you again.

 

[crublue1]

Woke up this morn to a fuckin' cacophony outside.

Turns out some bloke across the street has his pants down with his pecker stuck in a fence hole. He's shouting profanities at a neighbor, all the while waving a brick.

And the neighbor's screaming his lungs out in unison with the infant he's cradling -the neighbor's car's been bashed - widows busted, numerous dents, car parts scattered about his driveway.

And now!

Police sirens everywhere! Shouts of "armed police" ring out but that first bloke won't drop his brick. And to make matters worse, some cheeky bastard's got his iPhone out and is peering through my front window attempting to film my missus.

What should I do?

Can you get her to move slightly to the left please? I can't quite get the shot.
Cheers

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Can you get her to move slightly to the left please? I can't quite get the shot.
Cheers

You Bastard!

Spoiler

LOL!

Well played!

 

[Franny 1234]

Move out of Liverpool

 

[Kompany Car]

Woke up this morn to a fuckin' cacophony outside.

Turns out some bloke across the street has his pants down with his pecker stuck in a fence hole. He's shouting profanities at a neighbor, all the while waving a brick.

And the neighbor's screaming his lungs out in unison with the infant he's cradling -the neighbor's car's been bashed - widows busted, numerous dents, car parts scattered about his driveway.

And now!

Police sirens everywhere! Shouts of "armed police" ring out but that first bloke won't drop his brick. And to make matters worse, some cheeky bastard's got his iPhone out and is peering through my front window attempting to film my missus.

What should I do?

Shameless

 

[BimboBob]

A side shoot of a parody of a parody of a post.

Impressive.