Normal Things You Can't Do

[johnny on the spot]

I can't drive.

 

[foetus]

Flick the bean

 

[wayne71]

Make pointless small talk.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Voluntarily burp.

 

[mcmanus]

Swim or run.

 

[johnny on the spot]

My wife also laughs at me because I still tie my laces in a double bow, despite being able to tie all manner of knots for work.

 

[bluemc1]

Voluntarily burp.

same here, also whistle with my fingers

 

[idahoblues]

I can do all of the above. Mac...can you really not swim?

 

[otherwise]

play chords on a guitar.

 

[leithblue]

cook rice properly