Northwich Man To Sue Greggs After Having Sex With A Pasty

[Lavinda Past]

I'm sure that bloke hasn't really got any grounds to sue. Pasties shouldn't be treated like that... The pasty probably didn't consent either

The way they sit in the glass they're asking for it though.

Can just imagine the barrister..... ''the pastry was flakey, allowing what was underneath to be revealed..... the flesh enticing the customer and the offer of buy one get one free far too much a temptation''

Crumbs! Just think what could have happened if he'd bought an apple turnover.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

The way they sit in the glass they're asking for it though.

Can just imagine the barrister..... ''the pastry was flakey, allowing what was underneath to be revealed..... the flesh enticing the customer and the offer of buy one get one free far too much a temptation''

Crumbs! Just think what could have happened if he'd bought an apple turnover.

They are hotter than the sun!! (According to the great Alan partridge lol)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The way they sit in the glass they're asking for it though.

Can just imagine the barrister..... ''the pastry was flakey, allowing what was underneath to be revealed..... the flesh enticing the customer and the offer of buy one get one free far too much a temptation''

Crumbs! Just think what could have happened if he'd bought an apple turnover.

Or a Manchester tart!

 

[toby]

As a resident of Northwich let me say two things:

It wasn't me.

There is fuck all else to do round here.

I bet it was you I wondered why you were absent yesterday !

 

[Lavinda Past]

Can just imagine the barrister..... ''the pastry was flakey, allowing what was underneath to be revealed..... the flesh enticing the customer and the offer of buy one get one free far too much a temptation''

Crumbs! Just think what could have happened if he'd bought an apple turnover.

Or a Manchester tart!

Oy... Just leave my granny out of this.

 

[davymcfc]

I imagine he has been stitched up here.

 

[stony]

As a resident of Northwich let me say two things:

It wasn't me.

There is fuck all else to do round here.

I bet it was you I wondered why you were absent yesterday !

Up to his nuts in carrots and taters he was.

 

[LittleStan]

I would love this story to be true but alas the jurno ruined it by calling Northwich trendy,

Had me in tears all the same. Chabal knows this bloke as well.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

He should have gone for a fukka, sorry Pukka pie.

 

[Phil1]

Probably one of the only towns in the country where this kind of thing wouldn't surprise me - in fact seeing some of the girls wondering around the town centre I reckon he's better offer banging a pasty.