Northwich Man To Sue Greggs After Having Sex With A Pasty

nw42 said:
chabal said:
As a resident of Northwich let me say two things:

It wasn't me.

There is fuck all else to do round here.

I can only agree with this, once the novelty of the new Waitrose wore off it's been fairly grim.

It wasn't me either.

A coffee at Waitrose, a visit to the Edwardian Pumping Station and then sex with a pasty.

Northwich rocks let me tell you.
 
chabal said:
nw42 said:
chabal said:
As a resident of Northwich let me say two things:

It wasn't me.

There is fuck all else to do round here.

I can only agree with this, once the novelty of the new Waitrose wore off it's been fairly grim.

It wasn't me either.

A coffee at Waitrose, a visit to the Edwardian Pumping Station and then sex with a pasty.

Northwich rocks let me tell you.

Indeed, Edwardian pumping followed by a visit to the Swinging Witch, what more could we ask for, except for a tepid pasty maybe.
 
nw42 said:
chabal said:
nw42 said:
I can only agree with this, once the novelty of the new Waitrose wore off it's been fairly grim.

It wasn't me either.

A coffee at Waitrose, a visit to the Edwardian Pumping Station and then sex with a pasty.

Northwich rocks let me tell you.

Indeed, Edwardian pumping followed by a visit to the Swinging Witch, what more could we ask for, except for a tepid pasty maybe.

Swing Witch aka Swinging Fist?

I have spent 8 seconds of my life in there and it was 8 seconds too long.
 
LittleStan said:
I have to object to you lot slagging off my home town. This bloke is probably a scouse immigrant anyway.

Thinking of them. okey has been missing from this thread!
Let's say it was front page news in the MUEN that'll get his attention
 

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