Nose and Ear hair

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stony

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WTF is all that about ? You start approaching your 40s and go to bed one night as normal. When you get up the next day it looks a tarantula is hiding in each nostril. I've just plucked one big long grey bastard that had disguisimg itself as moustache. I haven't had a shave all week but when I did, I discovered a rogue nostril hair that was almost touching my top lip.
As for ear hair, I swear my barber spends more time trimming my ears than my head.
 
Stony's identity revealed:

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Individual eyebrow hairs occasionally seem to develop free will and decide to go travelling too, easily solved though: Find a large sturdy tree, wrap one stray hair a couple of times around the base of the tree, get in the car through an open window and accelerate away to remove the hair. Repeat until your eyebrows no longer resemble two 2007/08 season Stevie Irelands attached to your face.

Disclaimer: Doctor Congo accepts no responibility if a particularly stubborn hair rips your head off or uproots a tree.
 
I run my razor over my eyebrows when required. I have one of those electric trimmers for my conk. I let the wife sort out the ear hair and also she shaves the top of my back every now and again.
 
NQT said:
I run my razor over my eyebrows when required. I have one of those electric trimmers for my conk. I let the wife sort out the ear hair and also she shaves the top of my back every now and again.
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I go to a posh barbers, so as well as getting a complimentary glass of beer while I wait and a pert young breast pressed against me during the cut. I am also discreetly asked if I'd like my eyebrows and ears trimmed. It's worth the extra fiver.
 
I tidy up my bush every now and again. I got a shaft rash last time as I used my body hair trimmer without the guard.

I'm real 'ard me!
 
Wifes just tried to wax my back,i think the weekends boozing must have upset her a tad because she did some of them real slow.Obviously being a man i cried like a baby.

Did shave me balls and cock once with clippers.Talk about cutting yourself shaving,blood everywhere but worth it to pretend to be Rocco after a few ales and wave it in the wifes face.
 
stony said:
I go to a posh barbers, so as well as getting a complimentary glass of beer while I wait and a pert young breast pressed against me during the cut. I am also discreetly asked if I'd like my eyebrows and ears trimmed. It's worth the extra fiver.
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Where's this then?
 
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