Nosey neighbours

[metalblue]

Or climbing up his missus's.

He’d have already done that mate

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is this a parody response thread to a thread about someone moaning about their neighbours leaky drainpipe?

What brought you to that conclusion, Columbo.

 

[Cellarite]

What brought you to that conclusion, Columbo.

I laughed more than I should’ve then.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Two things come to mind.......lol........

 

[Metalartin]

What brought you to that conclusion, Columbo.

Ha, was just hoping someone would link the thread because I can't see it.

 

[Cellarite]

Ha, was just hoping someone would link the thread because I can't see it.

Clicking on the “off topic” link and then the other thread link can get confusing to be fair.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Is this a parody response thread to a thread about someone moaning about their neighbours leaky drainpipe?

Hello Clouseau.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Ha, was just hoping someone would link the thread because I can't see it.

There’s a ‘parody thread link’ button you know

 

[Metalartin]

Clicking on the “off topic” link and then the other thread link can get confusing to be fair.

Yeah I found it now, I barely bother browsing anything other than the new posts section myself. By the way he said drain, not drain pipe. ;)

 

[andyhinch]

Is this a parody response thread to a thread about someone moaning about their neighbours leaky drainpipe?

No

 

[Metalartin]

Loving the "sass" on this thread. :)

 

[Cellarite]

Yeah I found it now, I barely bother browsing anything other than the new posts section myself. By the way he said drain, not drain pipe. ;)

Not to me he didn’t. It’s one thing after another with this ****.

 

[andyhinch]

Not to me he didn’t. It’s one thing after another with this ****.

I think I met him at Wembley, definite wrong un.

 

[journolud]

Is this a parody response thread to a thread about someone moaning about their neighbours leaky drainpipe?

Isn’t it obligatory to have read the original thread before reading the parody one? If you do it the other way round then the original thread becomes the parody, er doesn’t it?

 

[aguero93:20]

Any advice appreciated here.

Since I moved in to my house with the family, we’ve really settled. The only issue really is the neighbour who goes out of his way to find things to moan about.

He was fine at first and kept himself to himself but over time, he has become a real nuisance.

His head always seems to be over the fence. The missus was startled one day during the first lockdown to catch him peering over the back fence at her sunbathing. When she asked him what was wrong, he said something about a leaking drain pipe.

He’s asked my kids in the street if their Dad is going to sort it out soon but how can I help the fucking rain?

I honestly think he’s just a pervy fucker trying to get a deek at her tits but now he’s come up with the ludicrous water on the patio shite, he has to keep up the pretence.

He’s heading for trouble if there’s another summer of rattling fence panels every time she strips down to her bikini.

Have you considered bricking his windows, torching his car and taking a shit on his doorstep?

 

[Metalartin]

Isn’t it obligatory to have read the original thread before reading the parody one? If you do it the other way round then the original thread becomes the parody, er doesn’t it?

That's a good point. The original thread poster should edit his now, to turn this around.

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[Metalartin]

I think I met him at Wembley, definite wrong un.

Oi I missed that, not sure what this Wembley lark is about but pot meet kettle innit you cheeky ****. ;)

 

[andyhinch]

Oi I missed that, not sure what this Wembley lark is about but pot meet kettle innit you cheeky ****. ;)

Sorry thought tom was the OP :-(

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

A trellis and some climbing plants on your side of the fence?