Not the Joke Thread

[bennyblue]

a horse walked into a bar so the landlord called the rspca

 

[sir baconface]

I surprised my post lady today by not sticking anything through the letter box.

 

[Carstairs]

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing a blinding white light."
Doctor: "That'll be the brain tumor, you have three weeks to live."

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Your mama's so fat, she should call NHS Direct regards a gastric band. I do worry about you.

 

[Carstairs]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because it was safe to do so, and he had a pressing engagement on the other side.

 

[The Flash]

They say blood is thicker than water.

Well, it is if you suffer with Factor Five Leiden thrombophilia. There are simple blood tests that can be carried out if you are concerned by this condition.

 

[The Flash]

I Say I Say I Say,




- is the sixth studio album from synthpop duo Erasure, released in 1994 by Mute Records in the UK and Elektra Records in the U.S. The album was produced by Martyn Ware, who was a founding member of veteran synthpop groups The Human League and Heaven 17.

 

[burning blue soul]

no funny thing happened to me on the way here today.

 

[Carstairs]

How many Polish electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

What's brown and sticky?






A shit.