Not very interesting facts

[fbloke]

Star bars are made of stars, Mars bars are made from bits of the planet Mars and Kit Kats are yummy

So what are digestives made of?

Ants, when pissed (who does that), fall to their right.

So my missus is an ant then, weird.

 

[Dennis.has.done.it]

I've never bought any cheese

 

[fbloke]

Anyone who wears a bowler hat is a ****.

 

[mammutly]

Anyone who wears a bowler hat is a ****.

How anyone can describe Laurel and Hardy as ***** is beyond me !



;-)

 

[goat boy]

The dialling tone of a traditional UK telephone is in the key F.

And in 5/4 time.

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

I was never able to rollerskate.

 

[fbloke]

I was never able to rollerskate.

Practice makes perfect - fact.

 

[fbloke]

But not a very interesting one

 

[BimboBob]

De Viris Illustribus Ecclesiae Scotticanie was all a lie apart from the sequence of Abbots from Kelso Abbey.

 

[nelsons willie]

4.5 billion years ago the earth had a twin planet called thea.it orbited the sun close behind the earth until 1 day they collided and formed the earth as we know it today..