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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

corky1970 said:
boned her again last night...she likes man fat i have now learned to my joy


It will all end it tears mate. Probably yours as she does your rusty bullet hole with an 18 inch dildo.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

corky1970 said:
Ducado said:
corky1970 said:
boned her again last night...she likes man fat i have now learned to my joy

So she has been telling us


well im sat opposite her right now i shall ask the question ....................................................................................................................................................





nope, wasnt her


what is bluemoon was the answer


she also asked if she can come in my bed tonight too

fucking dilemma...im tired


Oooh you big fibber!

I actually told you that I was getting quite annoyed about your boasting on this forum about what you get up to at night when we both know that you lasted 2 minutes the first time and that was including dropping those fucking awful strides and trying to wedge the one size doesn't fit all pants you were wearing.

Now be a love, put the kettle on and I might let you have a sniff of me beaver later.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

corky1970 said:
Ducado said:
corky1970 said:
boned her again last night...she likes man fat i have now learned to my joy

So she has been telling us


well im sat opposite her right now i shall ask the question ....................................................................................................................................................





nope, wasnt her


what is bluemoon was the answer


she also asked if she can come in my bed tonight too

fucking dilemma...im tired



Don't be such a wuss corky are you a man or a mouse??
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

corky1970 said:
Ducado said:
corky1970 said:
boned her again last night...she likes man fat i have now learned to my joy

So she has been telling us


well im sat opposite her right now i shall ask the question ....................................................................................................................................................





nope, wasnt her


what is bluemoon was the answer


she also asked if she can come in my bed tonight too

fucking dilemma...im tired

Tell her she can come in your mouth then you can piss off to bed on your own and fuck her when you wake up
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Christ, this really is like an episode of The Inbetweeners.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

If somebody ever asks me again "What's that Bluemoon place", I'm showing them this thread.

Top forumming, you bunch of cunts. Remember when somebody asked if The Cellar was dying? Has being a great laugh the last couple of weeks.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Damocles said:
If somebody ever asks me again "What's that Bluemoon place", I'm showing them this thread.

Top forumming, you bunch of cunts. Remember when somebody asked if The Cellar was dying? Has being a great laugh the last couple of weeks.


You can't say c**ts !!
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky just sent me a pic of his landlady and her sisters.


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