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[The Flash]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Mate! Where have you been?



*I don't care really, honest*

Under a fucking rock clearly!

*knows you care*

Welcome back then.

*keep thinking that*

Cheers!

*shatner!*

 

[BimboBob]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Under a fucking rock clearly!

*knows you care*

Welcome back then.

*keep thinking that*

Cheers!

*shatner!*

Oh you fucker.

 

[Matty]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Under a fucking rock clearly!

*knows you care*

Welcome back then.

*keep thinking that*

Cheers!

*shatner!*

Did he?!! Well, I suppose it's the next logical step after fingers in the butt.....

 

[Chris in London]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Sounds like with 3 fingers it means that he wouldn't touch the sides anyway being tiny dicked an all.

Can't you get large acorns ?

Not round her gaff apparently. Unless it's another lodger.

This is how we know it's bullshit.

If it had really happened he wouldn't have got 3 fingers in because one of Toby's home made Yew tree butt-plugs would have been in the way.

 

[kp789]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Welcome back then.

*keep thinking that*

Cheers!

*shatner!*

Did he?!! Well, I suppose it's the next logical step after fingers in the butt.....

 

[Damocles]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Can't you get large acorns ?

Not round her gaff apparently. Unless it's another lodger.

This is how we know it's bullshit.

If it had really happened he wouldn't have got 3 fingers in because one of Toby's home made Yew tree butt-plugs would have been in the way.

An unfortunate phrasing.

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Not round her gaff apparently. Unless it's another lodger.

This is how we know it's bullshit.

If it had really happened he wouldn't have got 3 fingers in because one of Toby's home made Yew tree butt-plugs would have been in the way.

An unfortunate phrasing.

Oh I don't know.

4 little words that have captured a generation of light entertainers.

 

[Chris in London]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Not round her gaff apparently. Unless it's another lodger.

This is how we know it's bullshit.

If it had really happened he wouldn't have got 3 fingers in because one of Toby's home made Yew tree butt-plugs would have been in the way.

An unfortunate phrasing.

You are surely aware of Toby's involvement with a Yew Tree operation just before Christmas?


(Note to Toby - just because a line has been used before, it doesn't mean it can't be used again :) )

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

It's ok bimbo, bob, are you a man or a girl? I didn't get it last night either. Sure he huffed and puffed a few times and managed to find my old man in a boat probably by accident but for all the grunting and effort not a lot happened apart from sticky tits.

I'm all man I am

 

[Anonymous]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

It's ok bimbo, bob, are you a man or a girl? I didn't get it last night either. Sure he huffed and puffed a few times and managed to find my old man in a boat probably by accident but for all the grunting and effort not a lot happened apart from sticky tits.

I'm all man I am

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