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[2sheikhs]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I recon it's one of the female posters.....maybe?

Well it can't be Girlbob because she swore. Girlbob doesn't swear.
It can't be Ammy because she'd have not just ripped his trews, she'd have ripped his arms off.
Rach is too young to be anyone's landlady.
Karen used to be a nurse and would have given him a lecture on the dangers of e-coli, regarding bum fingering.

I'll be back in a bit when I've ruled out the others.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I recon it's one of the female posters.....maybe?

Well it can't be Girlbob because she swore. Girlbob doesn't swear.
It can't be Ammy because she'd have not just ripped his trews, she'd have ripped his arms off.
Rach is too young to be anyone's landlady.
Karen used to be a nurse and would have given him a lecture on the dangers of e-coli, regarding bum fingering.

I'll be back in a bit when I've ruled out the others.

Tisnt me cos I'm here!!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

He's just desperate :)

Just make sure that you don't follow me up her, no good putting a drawing pin where a nail has been.

F@@@ Me lol

Was that a comment or a request?

 

[Aphex]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's landlady is Alf Roberts?

Which is why he didn't film it.

It's Alf I feel sorry for.

From banging Reggie Perrin's fit secretary in his hayday to being reduced to having Corky shoving three fingers up his arse, is some comedown.

Chucking someone from the top of a building is also taking kinky a little too far. Whatever happened to a cigarette?

 

[Ammy]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ha ha who ever 'she' is, I vote we keep her:-)

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Just make sure that you don't follow me up her, no good putting a drawing pin where a nail has been.

F@@@ Me lol

Was that a comment or a request?

Very much a comment ! :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Ha ha who ever 'she' is, I vote we keep her:-)

Well it shut Corky up and anyone that can do that is ok in my book (inserts smiley face in case Corky thinks I am being nasty)

 

[kaz7]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I recon it's one of the female posters.....maybe?

Well it can't be Girlbob because she swore. Girlbob doesn't swear.
It can't be Ammy because she'd have not just ripped his trews, she'd have ripped his arms off.
Rach is too young to be anyone's landlady.
Karen used to be a nurse and would have given him a lecture on the dangers of e-coli, regarding bum fingering.

I'll be back in a bit when I've ruled out the others.

That is the funniest thing i have read today

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

As soon as I saw this thread I thought of Get Carter.

She's knocking one out whilst listening to him post on here?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Beats paying rent, I suppose.