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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

The only way Corky can prove it isn't her on here, is by posting her pic.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

stony said:
Corky just sent me a pic of his landlady and her sisters.


[bigimg]http://www.orchardtoys.com/media/img/product/163-566-022-pigs-in-pants-box-front.full.jpg[/bigimg]

I'm the one on the left. I told Corky to give it to me in the brown eye and the twat punched me instead.
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Corky's Landlady said:
stony said:
Corky just sent me a pic of his landlady and her sisters.


[bigimg]http://www.orchardtoys.com/media/img/product/163-566-022-pigs-in-pants-box-front.full.jpg[/bigimg]

I'm the one on the left. I told Corky to give it to me in the brown eye and the twat punched me instead.

Hahaha
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
So are corky's landlady and he one and the same, and he is actually making all this shit up?
I'm fucking baffled with all this carry on.
It's like Rampton's computer hour.


Might be like Andy Goram. My favourite football chant of all times was "There's only two Andy Goram's".
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

BimboBob said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
So are corky's landlady and he one and the same, and he is actually making all this shit up?
I'm fucking baffled with all this carry on.
It's like Rampton's computer hour.


Might be like Andy Goram. My favourite football chant of all times was "There's only two Andy Goram's".


I think you could be on to something here......;-)
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

andyhinch said:
kp789 said:
How have I missed out on all this fun!!!
You need to start shagging your landlady, post on here, add pics for kudos.
I think I am too exclusive for such adventures, I am not a common corky porky you know, i have finesse and class and have an interest in culture. Women love that shit!
 
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

kp789 said:
andyhinch said:
kp789 said:
How have I missed out on all this fun!!!
You need to start shagging your landlady, post on here, add pics for kudos.
I think I am too exclusive for such adventures, I am not a common corky porky you know, i have finesse and class and have an interest in culture. Women love that shit!

Corky's landlady lady has a culture growing on her wood pippet, that's why he wont lick her out and keeps shoving stuff up her rusty sheriffs badge
 

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