Oddballs at your work

CTID1988

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Theres a guy at my work who brings in a flask with 3 eggs in it. Boils a kettle the night before, fills the flask, pops in 3 eggs and by the time he gets to work in the morning they are cooked through... Thats weird isnt it?
Theres another guy who has a photo on his desk of a woman and 2 kids, asked him if thats his missus and kids and he says "Oh no, i haven't got any kids. The photo came with the frame".

Any weirdos at your work?
 
That's hilarious dude - moreso the frame than the eggs.



Guy at work here drinks his brew out of a jam jar.
 
Haha think the second ones pulling your leg mate

I thought that at first, i laughed when he said it. Ive had it confirmed since though that he doesnt have any kids and he is single.
He does have a serial killer look about him too
 
Got one guy who looks like Tyrion Lanister, he's full sized not a dwarf mind but is the spitting image of him and he's definitely not wired right. Insists on calling one member of staff by his full name yet doesn't do it with anybody else, just seems weird.
Got another who does everything with clockwork regularity, i don't need a watch, i know what time of the morning/day it is by knowing where he is from breaks to getting in or leaving, plus i've never seen anybody fill a cup to the brim like he does, right to the top with no room for stirring, bizzare fucker.

(He's ginger too.Actually they both are!!!)
 
There's a fella in my job, turns up on time, works hard and diligently, grumbles a bit maybe but usually with good cause, is always quick to help out a colleague either with work or in a dispute with management, locks up and pops off home well after every other fucker has gone and makes a point of minding his own business when other people are gossiping about colleague's private lives.
People think he's weird. Or a fucking eejit. They're probably right and all.
Any jobs going?
 
It's not my work but my brother has talked about one of his colleagues who seems quite odd.

He collects the free metro newspapers on public transport and apparently has piles in his office, and when asked to tidy them away covered them with a tea towel and left them.

He searches bins and skips looking for hidden treasures, and my brother said he tried to kit the canteen out with 'new' cutlery he'd found round the corner. He also brought a scarf along to work and gifted it to a female colleague, and when she asked why it was dirty and wet it was revealed he found it in a puddle.

And maybe the strangest and most worrying thing - he keeps news articles about terrorist attacks and natural disasters in his drawer at work.
 
I was working in for a cabling contractor about 15 years ago and there was this short bloke with a tash from Bolton who, on the face of it at first, seemed a bit nudge nudge wink wink have a laugh sort.
Then i was told he would run around town at night naked when he got pissed and start fights. Then he told a bunch of us about a snuff film he watched which was "ace" and about the sex act that was performed on the victim.

Gave that twat a proper wide berth after that.
 

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