Office Foods

[BimboBob]

Whenever I was based in an office I always went out for lunch. Far easier. I used to inforce a rule that there was no food at their desks and they had to eat in the canteen provided.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Whenever I was based in an office I always went out for lunch. Far easier. I used to inforce a rule that there was no food at their desks and they had to eat in the canteen provided.

I used to love the works canteen when I worked at an electronics manufacturing company.

I could easily smuggle a couple of extra sausages by hiding them under a slice of toast.

 

[threespires]

I used to love the works canteen when I worked at an electronics manufacturing company.

I could easily smuggle a couple of extra sausages by hiding them under a slice of toast.

Worked for a large engineering firm early in my career, the entire IT division were labelled 'management' and were supposed to eat in the more upmarket of the three canteens but the best canteen by far was the one that was supposed to be for anyone in overalls. Being referred to as 'those computer wankers' was a price well worth paying for the quality and cheapness of the fry ups.

 

[Streetsweeper]

I fucking hate my two days a week in the office. Not because of food law ignorers, but the noisy cunts talking about their new kitchen or what they had for tea, and cackling with laughter whilst I’m trying to read Bluemoon on my phone

Exactly. I had to put up with 2 chattering gibbons going on about work this afternoon, whilst I was trying to watch the golf.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Exactly. I had to put up with 2 chattering gibbons going on about work this afternoon, whilst I was trying to watch the golf.

It’s just lunacy

 

[idahoblues]

My drywallers have upped their game, last job Mario brought steak tacos one day, shrimp and cream cheese stuffed peppers, wrapped in bacon another, Biria tacos another day and then busted out hame burgers yesterday. Sat in the sun and chugged a few beers, great day at work

 

[dickie davies]

My drywallers have upped their game, last job Mario brought steak tacos one day, shrimp and cream cheese stuffed peppers, wrapped in bacon another, Biria tacos another day and then busted out hame burgers yesterday. Sat in the sun and chugged a few beers, great day at work

I'm going to grass him up
He should be deported

 

[idahoblues]

I'm going to grass him up
He should be deported

I know he’s legit, the rest of the crew however…..

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Going back to when you could smoke at your desk. Some guy used to bring a curry in from the night before. Always on a Wednesday. So I’m sat there trying to work and he’s eating a curry and smoking.

You can’t even fathom now how smoking at your desk was allowed.

Remember checking in at the airport and having the choice of smoking or non smoking sections on flights.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Flatulent colleagues are an occupational hazard for office workers. Especially those who like a good few pints on a school night. Guinness drinkers in particular, and when it was common Boddingtons drinkers.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Remember checking in at the airport and having the choice of smoking or non smoking sections on flights.

And the cinema. It would just waft over anyway

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Flatulent colleagues are an occupational hazard for office workers. Especially those who like a good few pints on a school night. Guinness drinkers in particular, and when it was common Boddingtons drinkers.

We had a guy called Dave who was always rather flatulent after his fry up at work. Every day without fail about an hour after his breakfast he would just get up, and on his way to the toilet would casually drift past Rita's workstation on the production line and crop-dust her to her absolute disgust. One day, after a particularly runny egg breakfast he moved alongside her desk and silently let go...

About 5 seconds passed. Rita suddenly stopped what she was doing and turned around to give Dave a gob full as was customary, but she stopped dead, and as the colour drained from her face she noticeably wretched a couple of times before chundering all over the edge of the desk.

I was about 30 feet away, and even I could smell his fart - Pure rotten eggs. We ended up having to open the roller-shutter doors at both ends of the shop floor to get rid of the smell.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I bulk buy those noodle meals from B&M, cheap, quick and bloody luverley.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I bulk buy those noodle meals from B&M, cheap, quick and bloody luverley.

One office I worked in, we had a guy who ate those Ko Lee noodles with a hefty dollop of Daves Insanity chili sauce for lunch every single day (certainly the 3 years I worked there). He ended up having serious blood pressure issues and had to go on a low sodium diet for 6 months.

 

[billie_sni]

Where do you work?

 

[Barcon]

I couldn't work in an office. I work in an environment where wearing a rag shirt to work gets it ripped off your back and set on fire by the boss.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

My drywallers have upped their game, last job Mario brought steak tacos one day, shrimp and cream cheese stuffed peppers, wrapped in bacon another, Biria tacos another day and then busted out hame burgers yesterday. Sat in the sun and chugged a few beers, great day at work

Any jobs going mate

 

[idahoblues]

Any jobs going mate

Si

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I know he’s legit, the rest of the crew however…..

Hello, is that Donald?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Any jobs going mate

No. The place is full. No more room for pesky Europeans wanting to come over and steal our jobs….