Official 6-1 joke thread

[bluekendo]

man utd hotline - 0161 61 61 61

 

[DiscoSteve]

turn your ticket upside down and it reads 6 1. ha ha ha

also says CHAMPIONS MANCHESTER CITY too! Stupid feckers!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: post your jokes here

I will start.

" we now go over to old trafford to see the latest cricket score"

". . . . . and MCFC are 6 for 1 in the 92nd over!"

 

[byronic]

Has this been done:
On a scale of 1-6, how painful was that for United fans?

 

[welsh_andy]

4th official: 'how much time do you want us to add on sir alex?'
taggat: 'just get that fucking whistle blown'

omfg thats best 2day 4 me, thats a classic

 

[mancitymark]

 

[welsh_andy]

never seen such a mess at the old trafford since uwe roslers dad bombed the swamp,lolol

 

[shrekmansour]

A Manchester Utd fan is lost on his way back to London from the derby game at Old Trafford. He asks for direction from a passer by: 'take the M61 mate!'

 

[Metal Biker]

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[Damocles]

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