Official - City end interest in Eto'o [merged]

[MCFC-alan88]

Conspiracy Theory No. 375,594.

City and Eto'o have come to a deal in order to fuck Barca and Laporta as they won't pay up on Sammy's loyalty bonus.

We agree with Sammy that we will publically pull out of the deal which screws Barca as they desperately need our dough as no other deal on the table anywhere near ours.

Barca panic, tell Sammy they will pay up his bonus as they don't want him to go on a free next year plus they want Villa.

Sammy tells Laporta he had best hurry up and ring Garry Cook as City busy bidding elsewhere.

Much hilarity at COMS as we unveil Sammy and publically fuck Barca over.

.......and everyone lived happily ever after, especially us.

It would be nice, but I won't hold my breath.

 

[i8rags]

just heard gary cook is at manchester airport, rumour is he is going to ibiza, probably for another two weeks of getting fucked by the spanish

If this is true which i doubt, it could mean hes going for villa,forlan,aguero,or fabiano as far as im concerned.

Any of them would be top for city also maybe huntelaar we just have to wait and see.

is it only me who thinks that payin around 30 mill for forlan would be stupid being he couldn't score in a brothel when he was a rag an now he's 30 we would only get a couple of seasons out of him

forget the money its only the price of two bellamys

 

[g180aj]

just heard gary cook is at manchester airport, rumour is he is going to ibiza, probably for another two weeks of getting fucked by the spanish

If this is true which i doubt, it could mean hes going for villa,forlan,aguero,or fabiano as far as im concerned.

Any of them would be top for city also maybe huntelaar we just have to wait and see.

is it only me who thinks that payin around 30 mill for forlan would be stupid being he couldn't score in a brothel when he was a rag an now he's 30 we would only get a couple of seasons out of him

 

[Kevcod]

just heard gary cook is at manchester airport, rumour is he is going to ibiza, probably for another two weeks of getting fucked by the spanish

If this is true which i doubt, it could mean hes going for villa,forlan,aguero,or fabiano as far as im concerned.

Any of them would be top for city also maybe huntelaar we just have to wait and see.

is it only me who thinks that payin around 30 mill for forlan would be stupid being he couldn't score in a brothel when he was a rag an now he's 30 we would only get a couple of seasons out of him

No, it's not only you

Much rather Huntelaar

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

TBH I am abit gutted.

Where the hell is Eto'o going to end up?

Cant see him at manure cant see him stayin at Barca who else can afford him?

chelski give us terry we gave them etoo

Then what happens to Drogba, Anelka and Sturridge LOL

 

[flb]

Conspiracy Theory No. 375,594.

City and Eto'o have come to a deal in order to fuck Barca and Laporta as they won't pay up on Sammy's loyalty bonus.

We agree with Sammy that we will publically pull out of the deal which screws Barca as they desperately need our dough as no other deal on the table anywhere near ours.

Barca panic, tell Sammy they will pay up his bonus as they don't want him to go on a free next year plus they want Villa.

Sammy tells Laporta he had best hurry up and ring Garry Cook as City busy bidding elsewhere.

Much hilarity at COMS as we unveil Sammy and publically fuck Barca over.

.......and everyone lived happily ever after, especially us.

youve been reading too many comics cock ; )

 

[jellert]

Maybe the back-up plan for Eto'o is a better one

 

[UAEking]

TBH I am abit gutted.

Where the hell is Eto'o going to end up?

Cant see him at manure cant see him stayin at Barca who else can afford him?

chelski give us terry we gave them etoo

Then what happens to Drogba, Anelka and Sturridge LOL

Sturridge, well he'll be living his dream benchwarming for chelsea in the champions league, also he will be improving his skills in the reserves so he could be first choice in 10 years time.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Maybe the back-up plan for Eto'o is a better one

Very few are better than Eto'o.

 

[kinkyisgod]

GUTTED :(