Official: Raheem Sterling Signs On 5 Year Deal

[RichardDunneOwnGoal]

Caeful ladies; he's apparently a master "swordsman". Er; allegedly.


That okay mods?

Looks like he has the thousand yard stare of a squaddie after a firefight in Afghan, probably triggered after hearing Toni Duggan's accent.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

STILL can't get on OS!!

What an embarrassment. Someone's head needs to roll.

 

[leighton]

I can only imagine the reaction he will get on his home debut Sterling is going to be brilliant for us.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Remember what happened last time Toni you got star struck !!

 

[bIue]

I will pay someone to make a radio and just read quotes from RAWK about Sterling

 

[RichardDunneOwnGoal]

@Damocles

Yes! Nice one mate

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

YESSSSSSSSSSS!

Welcome to Manchester, Raheem!

Absolutely buzzing with this! Proper chuffed!

 

[manimanc]

@nibz......fuckin genius my friend.
Can't stop laughing.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

I will pay someone to make a radio

Call it a tenner and it's a deal.

 

[Damocles]

@Damocles

Amazing, cheers mate!