Official Tevez Song

[DannyBoy2890]

He'd have never shagged a sexy bird.. Tevez, Tevez
He used to play for the scum.. Tevez, Tevez
But now your blue, they'll all shag you
Your rich as fuck, Thanks to Cook
Carlos Tevez, FUCKING HATES MAN U!!

now please sign!

It doesn't even ryhme lol

 

[Bazinho]

ARGENTINA ARGENTINA !!!
would be great to chant that to zab an tevez

Noooooo! we would sound like the Rags!

Nah just send argentina argentina! txts to your rags mates, it p****d them off when I sang it in the pub when Messi scored in the champs league final!

 

[Wheelsy]

There are some shockers here... deary me.

 

[DannyBoy2890]

There are some shockers here... deary me.

Agreed.
Almost as bad as new south wales' performance in state of origin ;)

 

[GoForGlory]

There are some shockers here... deary me.

Agreed.
Almost as bad as new south wales' performance in state of origin ;)

Yup, some are quite good and I think there's a great song here if you cut and paste a bit from the various efforts, but, and don't take this the wrong way, some are SHITE with the words not even close to rhyming or even working at all! :)

 

[GStar]

He used to play for a team in red; Tevez, Tevez
But saw sense, now he's blue instead; Tevez, Tevez
He swapped the swamp for God's own team,
He's here to help deliver the dream.
Carlos Tevez; born to be a blue.

 

[Wheelsy]

There are some shockers here... deary me.

Agreed.
Almost as bad as new south wales' performance in state of origin ;)

We waz robbed.

 

[bluezi]

If we`re sticking to the herman munster head tune:

United couldn`t pay the fee Tevez Tevez,
Now he plays for Man City Tevez Tevez,
He used to be a dirty red
But now he plays in blue instead
Carlos Tevez City through and through

Or last line .... Carlos Tevez City 32 (just a guess at his squad number?).

Thoughts?

Great tribute song like it v-much, hope he signs.

 

[masterwig]

If I really had to pick, shit tune, shit tune,
I'd rather play with my dick, shit tune, shit tune,
I am fucking sick to death,
Of the tune about Torres,
Super City where did the good songs go?

 

[zak@work]

If we`re sticking to the herman munster head tune:

United couldn`t pay the fee Tevez Tevez,
Now he plays for Man City Tevez Tevez,
He used to be a dirty red
But now he plays in blue instead
Carlos Tevez City through and through

Or last line .... Carlos Tevez City 32 (just a guess at his squad number?).

Thoughts?

could be a two verse song with this first line

we used to have a song for you tevez tevez,
that was before you was a blue tevez tevez,
united cudnt spend cash on you
city jumped in and now ur a blue,
carlos tevez born to be a blue