Oh...Balotelli........is a burglar.....he's good at darts

Who's that settin off the fireworks?
Who's that robbin' his own house?
Balotelli is his name, and he never fucking smiles,
But everyday we love him more and more.

(I didn't come up with it, my wife did and insisted I post it on here)
 
mansour's tow ropes said:
The 'neighbours' who phoned the police were either a) fucking stupid or b) racist

Also why would he be running down the road while carrying stuff? I sense a bit of exaggeration in this one
Concerned neighbours is always good.
 
Papers are really desperate to print anything regarding Mario these days, I highly doubt the truth of this story.
 

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