Oil tanker incident off south coast

How do they raid a ship from big fuck off noisy helicopter's and still maintain an element of surprise?! Unbelievable Jeff.

Do you know nothing about the element of surprise....one helicopter lands at the front ( bows ) with an ABBA tribute band and a load of silly dancing girls to a rendition of Mama Mia whilst the the real SBS sneak aboard via a very silent hot air balloon at the back ( stern ). Whilst the Nigerians are far too busy singing and dancing along they are systematical coshed with large rubber police truncheons, thrown into large picnic baskets and carried off. There were no swanee whistles hurt during the operation. It's that simple.
 
I know, they wrote it up like another Iranian hostage saga but it turned it out to be a few Nigerians hiding behind boxes wondering what the fcuk what was going on
Surely the silly idiots must have known they were going to get their arses kicked at some stage. It's one thing jumping in the back of an Eddie Stobart wagon in Calais and another to nick a big fuck off oil tanker.
 
Been a couple of days now. Wont be many more until people start talking conspiracy bollocks about it being fake news or whatever the fuck it is these people say. Certainly by the end of the week
 

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