old but still good words and phrases.

[simonr555]

Put th'wood in'th'ole

 

[laserblue]

he's got more flannel than a cow's ****.

 

[crizack]

cock like a miners sock

i'll have your guts for garters

fanny like terry waites beard

 

[pips]

Ive seen more meat on a butchers pencil

-- Thu May 26, 2011 11:15 am --

Its brass monkeys out there

-- Thu May 26, 2011 11:16 am --

Get a coat on or u will catch a death<br /><br />-- Thu May 26, 2011 11:37 am --<br /><br />Keep your hair on ?

 

[Carstairs]

Six and two threes

 

[tueartsboots]

six of one and half a dozen of the other

 

[MikeBlue]

spiflicate

 

[toby]

one of my students this evening said her daughter could eat 3 more spuds than a pig

and other one was I will knock you into next week !!!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

She had a fanny like a clowns pocket


One day, that will be regarded as an old phrase, but still good.

or a flute like a wizards sleeve

 

[DarloBlue]

She's got a face like a stunt man's knee