Old long forgotten City songs

[levets]

"Georgie Best, superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra"

I remember some kid singing this on Piccadilly 261 Radio in the 70`s and the local news went into meltdown!

‘Wears frilly knickers and a padded bra’
That’s what we sang anyway

 

[levets]

In the late 60`s, just after kick off and coming out of the corner between the Main Stand and Platt Lane,literally 100`s of coppers would walk around the pitch towards the Kippax.
In those days a madman shot and killed 3 police officers I think it was.
As soon as they entered the ground the Kippax would sing ;
"Harry Roberts is our friend,is our friend,is our friend
Harry Robers is our friend
He kills coppers".
I was only in my late teens in those days and feel embarrassed to admit that yes I was one of those idiots who along with thousands more Kippax lads, actually joined in with those moronic words.

Yep, me too

 

[levets]

so many verses

I’ve got a mate his name is Sanjay..

 

[manclad]

"All Yorkshire men shag sheep
All Yorkshire men shag sheep
All Yorkshire men shag sheep ".
(On Ilkley Moor Baht'at).

 

[ashytheblue]

Joe Hart....give us a dance.....Joe Hart, Joe Hart gis a dance

 

[napoleon dynamite]

stepney has only got one ball
pearson has two but very small
buchans..a dirty bastard!!
and lou macari has no balls at all

 

[urban genie]

They say that Old Trafford's this wonderful place
The team that plays there is a f***ing disgrace
With half backs and full backs and forwards too
With hands down their shorts cos they've f*** all to do
The Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
Those songs that they sing they know f*** all about
And we all agree where United should be
Shovelling shit on the isle of capri
Of capri...of capri...shovelling shit on the isle of capri

....

You are my City, my only City, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know just how much I love you so please don't take my City away.

......

We've got an M and A and N and C and I TY
We've got the greatest football team that money couldn't buy
We come from Maine Road Manchester
We're gonna win fuck all..
And when we win the league this year...
We're gonna have a ball

(This is the original version when winning things was hope and unlikely, not the wanky version we now have)

Finally an old classic that really isn't for Gen Z
So I will spoiler it as it may cause offence/break the CoC

Spoiler

Why don't you rip off your knickers and show us your clit
We are Man City you know you love it.
Give us a gobble and suck on me plums
We are the Manchester boys
Na na-na na na na na na na na

 

[manclad]

They say that Old Trafford's this wonderful place
The team that plays there is a f***ing disgrace
With half backs and full backs and forwards too
With hands down their shorts cos they've f*** all to do
The Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
Those songs that they sing they know f*** all about
And we all agree where United should be
Shovelling shit on the isle of capri
Of capri...of capri...shovelling shit on the isle of capri

....

You are my City, my only City, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know just how much I love you so please don't take my City away.

......

We've got an M and A and N and C and I TY
We've got the greatest football team that money couldn't buy
We come from Maine Road Manchester
We're gonna win fuck all..
And when we win the league this year...
We're gonna have a ball

(This is the original version when winning things was hope and unlikely, not the wanky version we now have)

Finally an old classic that really isn't for Gen Z
So I will spoiler it as it may cause offence/break the CoC

Spoiler

Why don't you rip off your knickers and show us your clit
We are Man City you know you love it.
Give us a gobble and suck on me plums
We are the Manchester boys
Na na-na na na na na na na na

And people keep telling me that romance is dead.

 

[mancityvstoke]

I’ve got a mate his name is Sanjay..

Can't anymore boss ...although every van I've been in still does.

 

[berryblue]

weatherspoons whitehall london the night we beat stoke in the cup final..some german bloke had us all singing..la la la la la la..la la la la la la man cittty!. was a great night until the scuffers came and shut the place down.

Singing in any Spoons pubs is not generally allowed. You're usually asked to leave. Think it's because it's a family orientated environment with lots of small children.